Okay…in between events today, I spent about an hour cleaning. During this hour, I found this weird little paper with this written on it:

December 1st
Steps to Declaring World Peace:

1) Make sure you give out bread–homemade bread!–to everyone you know on December 1st (it being the first day in the Month of Christmas). This giving of bread will help aid in the survival of the rest of the month.

2) If you can’t make bread, go someplace where you can buy it. Bread that tastes and–even better–looks homemade will brighten the day.

Today, you are the vendor of the bread!!

What. The. Crap. I was very confused about this…I normally remember writing stuff that I find, but I don’t remember writing this. I’m not sure when I wrote it, either. Plus, it’s really whacked out. Hmm.