It’s a survey because I’m 110% done with life and I hate life and I hate everything and surveys are the only thing that deaden the pain.
(Emo Claudia is emo.)
If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Would you take anyone with you?
Probably Hanover, because I’m totally not obsessed with Leibniz at all. I’d like to take Nate, but I don’t know if he could handle all the Leibniz obsession.
What is your preferred writing implement? (eg. Blue pen, pencil, green pen)
My four-color Bic pen. Love that thing.
Favourite month and why?
February, ‘cause birthday.
Do you have connections to any celebrities (even minor)? List them.
Not that I’m aware of.
Name 3 items you could pick up from where you are.
My computer mouse, my keyboard, the fake plant on my desk. Pretty boring.
What brand logo is closest to you currently?
Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games? Got any favourites?
Scrabble rules the universe.
A musical artist you love that isn’t well known
I have no idea if Cut Copy is considered well-known or not, but I’ll choose them.
A musical artist you love that is well known
I love Coldplay. Can’t get enough Coldplay.
What is your desktop background currently?
It’s a Clefairy!
Last person you talked to?
First colour name you can think of that isn’t in the rainbow
What timekeeping devices are in the room you are currently in?
The clock on the wall, the clock on my compy, my phone, the other clock on the wall, the stove clock, the microwave clock.
What kind of headphones do you use?
My everyday/walking headphones are Koss KPH7. They’re like $5 at Walmart and have super good quality sound for the price. They’re also pretty durable.
My high-quality headphones are Sennheiser HD 231i. Non-muddled sound quality that is also not too bass-heavy? Yay!
What musical artists have you seen perform live?
Does virginity matter to you?
What gaming consoles do you or your family own?
Of the ones that are not in the closet: Xbox 360, Xbox One.
What pets do you have? What are their names?
JAZZY! She’s a sweetie. Have a picture.
What’s the best job you’ve ever had?
My current one! I love teaching statistics. LOVE it.
What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
That damn summer custodian job at the U of I. I didn’t mind the work itself, but the disorganization made me want to throw up from rage.
What magazines do you read, if any?
I don’t read any magazines.
Inspiration behind your blog title?
I used to be Le Seul Mot Juste, but Eigenblogger is a lot less pretentious and a lot more memorable, in my opinion.
Favourite item of clothing?
My lime green pants.
Are you friends with any exes?
I’m friends with Matt! I’d be friends with Aaron if I knew where he was, haha. Rob? Nnnno.
What’s your native language? If that language has distinct regional variations, which variation?
I speak ‘Murican.
Is there anything hanging on the walls of the room you are currently in?
There’s a Leibniz poster above me. There’s a Monet painting and a few clocks, too.
What’s your favourite number, and why?
Probably 11. I like numbers that have the same digit multiple times, and 11 is the first one of those.
What did you have for dinner yesterday?
I didn’t have dinner yesterday.
What’s your favourite candy/chocolate?
Peanut M&Ms. It’s not even a contest.
Have you had other blogs on Tumblr? Do you have any other blogs currently?
Can you tell I lifted this from Tumblr? I consider Eigenblogger my primary blog, but I do have a Tumblr. No other blogs, though.
If you were suddenly really hungry, what would you choose to eat?
Right now? Cheese.
If you could study anything, what would it be?
E V E R Y T H I N G
Do you use anything on your lips? (eg. Chapstick, gloss, balm, lipstick)
Vaseline. It’s the only thing that works for me.
What things annoy you more than anything else?
People who suck at walking, people who don’t know how to use the crosswalk buttons, people using Twitter like idiots, the current “all yoga pants all the time” fashion.
What kind of position are you in at the moment?
Just sitting in my computer chair.
Do you wear much jewellery?
Nope. Just my wedding ring (which is usually on a chain around my neck) and sometimes earrings.
What do you carry your money in?
Do you enjoy driving? Why or why not?
It’s been a long time since I personally have driven a car. I don’t mind it, no, as long as we can listen to my music.
Furthest away from home you have ever been?
How many times have you moved house?
MAN, DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
How many devices do you own which can access the internet?
Is there is anything that is guaranteed to always make you happy?
Not lately, no.
What programs do you currently have open?
Chrome (6 tabs), Word, the calculator, The Sims.
What do you associate the colour red with?
Last strong smell you can remember smelling?
Last healthy thing you ate?
Is a pita healthy? If not, broccoli.
Do you drink tea or coffee, and how much per day?
What do you associate the colour blue with?
How long is the closest ruler you can find?
Six inches. I’ve got my drawing crap in the drawer next to me.
What colour pants/skirt/etc are you currently wearing?
I’m wearing my blue Hello Kitty jammies.
When was the last time you drank water?
Yesterday? I’m a camel.
How often do you clear your browser history?
Do you believe nude photos can be artistic, rather than erotic?
Ever written fanfiction for anything?
Ha. Yes. Technically I wrote my first bit of fanfiction in first grade. For Star Wars.
Last formal event you attended
Haha, probably my wedding!
If you had to move your birthday to another date, which one would you choose and why?
February 29th, because that’d be cool.
Would you prefer to be at a beach or in the countryside?
Roughly how many people live in your town?
I think it’s like 1.2 million or so.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Mayor Nenshi! How badass is that?
Favourite place to shop? Can be a certain store or a place where there are multiple stores
If I say Walmart, am I automatically white trash?
Do you have a smartphone? What kind? If you don’t, do you want one?
It’s a Samsung Galaxy S6. It’s pretty awesome.
What is your least favourite colour, and why?
I abhor red-orange. Red is cool, orange is the best, but I really just hate anything in between the two.
How do you spell grey/gray?
Go to your dashboard and describe the image shown in the radar section (below the “Find blogs” link)
[UGH FINE I’LL LOG ONTO TUMBLR JEEZ]
It’s a bunch of fluttering hearts. Like glitter hearts.
What difference is there between how many followers you have, and the number of blogs you follow?
50 – 50 = 0. I should win a prize!
How many posts do you have?
How many posts have you liked?
Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content?
Do you track any tags?
Anosmia, Achievement Hunter, Metalocalypse.
What time is it currently?
Is there anything you should be doing right now?