(I have a problem.)

I think I am physically unable to be out of school for any extended period of time. Hell, I work in academia and still want to go take classes.

Certificates that I’d like to get include:

• Creative Writing (I really loved the writing classes at U of I. I just like being able to read other peoples’ stories and get feedback on my own. It also actually forces me to write, because, y’know, grades)
• Database Administration (knowing SQL would be very beneficial if I ever have to get a non-teaching job)
• Graphic Design (because it sounds fun)
• Integrated Digital Media
• Video Production (again…sounds fun)
• Visual Design

Yeah.

I just want school forever, is that too much to ask?