5 x 20 seconds of fun
You all know I love 5 Second Films, as I have raved about them in the past. But because I have absolutely nothing else to say today and I’m nervous as hell about this weekend (details coming soon), I give you my top 20 5sf. In list form. ‘Cause I’m awesome.
The Last Temptation of 5-Second Films (Insomnia 2007)
Twilight Interview with the New Moon Blood Vampire’s Assistant Saga Diaries
I need to be more careful
One of the problems with not having a sense of smell is not being able to tell when perishable things go bad. If it’s not moldy or showing some other visible sign of expiration, I can’t tell, especially with dairy products.
This was proven today when I poured a glass of milk that was very disgustingly chunky. Turns out its “use by” date was May 9th. I used it last night (before it decided to go chunky) and it tasted just fine to me. And the feta I put on my pasta? Yeah, that expired back in April.
Someone needs to go to the store tomorrow.
And yeah, I know, I know, check the expiry labels. I’m a slacker, what do you want?
Also, more hilarity from 5 Second Films, ‘cause I didn’t catch all the freaking hilarious ones the first time:
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/robodog
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wranglin
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/twilight_interview_with_the_new_moon_blood_vampires_assistant_saga_diaries
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007
(because of the last one, holy crap)
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/booyakasha
Today’s song: Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha (I don’t care how trashy she is, this song is pretty great)
I AM IRON MAN…DERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERRNERR, IRON PANTS
What I spent my afternoon watching.
Some of the ones that had me laughing for quite some time:
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/liver_say_die/
(the little “noooo” at the end makes it)
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work/
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/mr._forgetful/
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blank_cd_in_a_microwave/
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_stepdaughter/
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_last_temptation_of_5_second_films/
(just ‘cause of the first one, oh my god)
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeaths_pool_playtime/
This is why StumbleUpon should not be allowed in my office.
Today’s song: That Beep by Architecture in Helsinki
