Incredibly ostentatious watches are like my favorite things now.
This is the Antoine Martin Slow Runner (picture from here).
I love how celestial it looks. And check out the video on the site linked above. It looks like it’s breathing!
Now, a watch from De Bethune (picture from here):
Finally, the Patek Philippe Sky Moon Tourbillon (picture from here).
They’re so preeeeeeeeeetty.
You know what’s hilarious/frightening? Going on Amazon, searching for some specific thing, and then ranking the results from highest price to lowest to see the most outrageous items ever.
Also, Amazon is currently out of their stock of Giant Inflatable Penis costumes. Just FYI. (No, I did not just buy them all.)
OH MY GOD it has 16 reviews.
“I am sure my brother will like it as he has always been a bit of a cock.”
“Never a dull moment at a party if you’re dressed as a huge penis.” Quite possibly the truest words in the galaxy.
“People kept calling me a knob.”
Edit: Oh Jesus, don’t Google “giant inflatable penis costume.”
No, that wasn’t a command. I meant “watch porn” as in this beautiful nonsense right here:
This is the Aeternitas Mega 4, designed by Franck Muller, and is apparently the most complicated wristwatch ever made (it’s also like 2 million dollars so yeah).
The Aeternitas Mega 4 is an example of haute horology, which is basically like extreme pimping of a car, except the car is a watch and the pimping is like, “let’s see how many dials we can put on this thing!”
Yeah, this is pretty much awesome.
MY MOM IS HERE YAY.
Also, why don’t they make this stuff for adults? I can’t be the only one whose ostentatious style leaves room for such BADASS SHOES.
WOO, I got my Canadian tax return money!
Spend, save, or 50/50?
- I need another Hume shirt. I use the one I have now for exercising.
- The Brave Little Toaster: Book Form!
- Perchance some Pokemon cards? I miss my Pokemon cards.
- The cutest thing eeeeeever.
- I was a fool and sold back my textbook from my nonparametric stats class way back when. So, the textbook from my nonparametric stats class.
(side note: why is Amazon recommending wedding rings to me? I don’t even have a boyfriend. I don’t even have a guy who I would consider for a possible future boyfriend. I don’t even have any friends.*)
- I might be going back to UI for MOAR DEGREEZ. Saving for that is quite important.
- As would be saving for moving anywhere across the country for a stats job.
I might just leave it all in my Canadian bank account. Emergency Canuck funds and whatnot. Plus it makes me feel like some ridiculously rich fool holding bank accounts in two countries.
*down here in Arizona, at least.
Woohoo, I finally have money! That means only one thing: new iPod!
My new sleek white iPod Touch is 32 GB in size, which means it’ll probably last me about two more years until it’s completely full, haha. Hopefully it’ll last longer than that; my “download a new song a day” thing is bringing in about 2.3 GB of music a year. Add random videos and such that I dig up and add to my iTunes library and hopefully we’ll still be okay for a bit.
OH, and check out this badass case:
How freaking cute is that? I love it.