3201. What if this is as good as it gets?
3202. Have you ever dated someone mostly or completely because of their looks?
3204. What should you never forget?
December 22, 2008 and July 25, 2009. At least, I don’t WANT to forget those days.
3205. How many of the 7 Dwarves can you name for us?
Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy.
3206. What animal does your mom resemble?
Something cool. Like a spider.
3207. Have you ever had a palm reading?
I’ve done the online ones, but nothing “professional.”
3208. What’s a crazy thing you did that you got in trouble for as a kid?
The craziest thing I ever did was hide in the band closet from the after-school teachers. Real rebel you’re dealing with, here.
3209. What do you battle against?
Ignorance. Unkindness. Messy data. Leibniz-haters.
3210. Do pircings really make the pierced area dramatically more sensative?
Not for me.
3211. If you had put aside some money for a trip and the travel agent said he had 2 trips available in your price range during the week you want to go, which would you choose:
a> a week in hawaii in a luxory beach resort
b> a week in africa helping the red cross distribute food and medicine
Totally Africa. I’d like to do something helpful with my free time. Plus I’ve already been to Hawaii, haha.
3212. Have you ever played with a dreidal?
Nope. Sung the song, though.
3213. Did you know that Kraft is owned by a ciggerette company?
Does that bother you?
I don’t know.
3214. With all the information constantly rushing at you, how do you know what’s important?
I don’t. Nobody does.
3215. How is your life unlike a movie?
Stephen Spielberg isn’t following me around directing my actions.
3216. Where is the most beautiful place you have visited?
13,000 feet up in the air.
3217. What is never going in your mouth?
Hahaha. This sounds dirty.
3218. Are there realaly 5,000 different facts about you?
We shall see, won’t we?
3219. Do you like banana bread?
Banana bread rocks.
3220. Who are you the most gentle and tender around?
The one(s) I love.
3221. If electrodes were inserted into your brain and a button was put into your arm so that you could push the button and stimulate an immeadiate orgasm would you forget about life and sit at home pushing the button until you died?
Nope. Where’s the fun in that?
3222. Is there a differance between being scared and afraid?
I’d always thought “scared” was an immediate reaction to something specific; “afraid” always seemed to me to be a general feeling, attributed to nothing individual.
3223. Are you scared and/or afarid of death?
Death is inevitable. Like tacos.
If yes, what is it about death?
It’s not guaranteed that death will be painful.
I’d think that once the consciousness goes, you’d be unable to feel the separation.
The unknown is exciting.
the fear of nothing?
It’d be better than life, sometimes.
3224. What is existentialism?
AWESOME. Read some Sartre, bitches.
3226. A college girl (maybe you?) blows a tire and pulls off the road in an unfamilliar residential neighborhood. She is having trouble changing the tire when a man in his late thirties-ish comes over and asks if she needs some help. He changes her tire and offers to let her go into his house to wash her hands. She is dirty from trying to change the tire. Should she accept?
Only if she’s that concerned about her dirty hands. I personally wouldn’t; a little dirt never hurt anyone.
She does accept and he gives her a tour of the house inclding the upstairs. The staircase in the livingroom leads directly into the master bedroom. The view out the window is beautiful. What are you thinking about this situation?
I’d be cautious if I were her, but then again I’m paranoid.
3227. Are you too trusting of others?
3228. What’s the difference between a den and a living room?
I always picture dens as living rooms in the basement, but that’s just me.
3230. Who is the hero of all kids?
3231. Who do you tend to show more of your best side to, your family or strangers?
I don’t have a “best” side. I’m crappy.
3232. How do you think the harry potter series will end?
Haha, old survey. I actually don’t know how it ended, I read like a fourth of the first book and saw the first and one of the middle films.
3233. Name three things that would make really bad ice cream flavors:
Taco, horseradish, and pee.
3234. Would you try a jelly bean if it’s flavor was:
toasted marshmellow? I don’t like jelly beans.
fried chicken? See above.
black pepper? Still don’t like jelly beans.
vomit? Nasty nasty.
grass? Actually, I’ve never had a jelly bean.
dirt? My bad.
boogers? Still though, they don’t sound very good to me.
ear wax? Oh well.
sardines? Back to the survey.
Did you know that you can get these flavors of jellybeans at harrypotter.com?
Doesn’t surprise me.
3235. What’s at the center of the earth?
I don’t know, but I’d be happy to take a Verne-inspired journey to find out.
3236. have you ever wondered where holidays come from?
3237. Do you think there should be more movies shown in 3D?
The proliferation of 3D movies nowadays is obnoxious.
3238. Are you just another brick in the wall?
3239. Write a haiku (a poem with 3 lines, 1st line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 sylabels, 3rd line is five syllabals):
This is a haiku
Seven syllables go here
Holy crap, we’re done.
3240. Are you cautious and tame?
3241. Do you like to eat at Subway?
I love their tuna.
3242. Is 42 the meaning of life?
It’s 6 x 7.
3243. Would you agree that a blade of grass is nothing less than the journeywork of stars?
3244. Do you want to die?
I’m not afraid to.
3245. If someone was studying ‘the humanities’ what the hell are they studying?
AWESOME STUFF like philosophy.
3246. Is this question REALLY is this question 3246?
Nope, a lot of questions have multiple parts.
3247. Do you want to diet?
3248. What is colder, your feet, or the floor?
3249. What is older, your mouth, or the door?
3250. Are you more beauty or more beast?
I’m more toaster.
3251. Are we there yet?
Sit down and be quiet or I will TURN THIS BLOG AROUND and go right back home, young man!
3252. Scantron or handwritten tests?
Scantrons give me panic attacks. True story.
3253. What’s that sound?
I like that sound. I LOVE that sound. It’s the sound of my shoes.
3254. True/false: To the maggots on the cheese, the cheese is the universe.
3255. What’s the best treat to bring with you to elementary school for your birthday?
I think I always just brought cake. Or cookies.
3256. What would you expect to learn from self interrogation?
How absolutely horrible a person I am.
3257. When you feel cold does eating warm food help you feel warm?
No, but every time I have something cold it makes me FREEZING.
3258. Does being true to yourself mean saying ‘screw everybody else, my shit is more important’?
If that’s who you are, yes.
3259. Have you reckoned a thousand acres much?
Do what now?
3260. Have you reckoned the earth much?
3261. Have you ever had a vision?
Can’t say I have.
3262. If you have a vision or belief and someone else has a conflicting vision or belief, how do you tell which one is valid?
Are they both valid?
3263. Why is everything based around proof and facts instead of intuition?
I don’t think everything’s based around proof and facts. Do you know how much subjective/intuition-driven crap is out there?
3264. What is the grass?
In elementary school when they told us that God was the earth, I always combed the grass with my fingers, pretending it was God’s hair.
3265. Have you ever supposed it is lucky to be born?
I think sentience is just a random property that occurs occasionally in the universe.
Is it just as lucky to die?
3266. What is it that you express in your eyes?
The truth! Can you handle it?
3267. What is man anyhow?
Strange as hell, that’s what.
3268. You understand enough. Why don’t you let it out?
I understand nothing.
3270. Why should anyone wish to see god more than they wish to see this day?
Because people always look elsewhere for something “better.”
3271. Have you guessed that after death you yourself would not continue?
3272. Have you dreaded the earth beetles?
This section of the survey has the strangest questions.
3273. Have you feared the future would be nothing to you?
3274. Is today nothing?
Everything is nothing.
3276. Do you believe in a collective unconsiouss?
3277. Jung or Freud?
3278. What is a ‘fate worse than death’?
3279. What are the 5 main things you think about?/
Statistics, philosophy in general, Leibniz, the deterministic nature of the universe, the internet.
3280. Name someone you know.
What is the biggest thing you have in common with them?
We’re philosophy dorks.
3281. Do you think that laws should be passed to regulate human breeding?
I think laws should be passed regulating how many children a person/pair of persons is allowed to conceive.
Yeah, I said it.
3282. Do you think they already exist in a subtle way?
Possibly some do, yes.
3283. Why is it that so many people are demanding the death penalty as punishment for a wider and wider range of crimes?
Is that the case? Probably because people seem to think that the best “punishment.”
3284. Is it partially to weed the nonconformists out of the gene pool?
The gene pool needs its nonconformists.
3285. What does it mean to be free?
Literally? To be unconstrained.
3286. What does it mean to be tamed or domesticated?
To be controlled by outside forces, be they physical, environmental, or technological.
3287. Is the human animal becoming more and more tame and domestic?
If yes, what is causing this?
are we becoming more or less free?
Less free. Google owns us. Apple owns us. Facebook owns us. We’re screwed when Solar Flare Massacre 2012 hits us.
3288. Are you embaressed about your naked body?
If yes, is that freedom?
Why not? Am I not free to be embarrassed about myself?
3289. Are you the result of all of evolution up to this point?
Aren’t we all?
3290. The murderous person…how does he sleep?
As well as his conscience will allow.
3291. Your mother…is she living?
Have you been much with her?
She’s sitting next to me right now.
and has she been much with you?
3292. Are these questions disturbing you?
If yes, why?
I’ve answered weirder.
3293. What are you focused on?
Understanding stuff. Mainly statistics. Trying to make a contribution to the world.
3294. Have you ever admired wickedness?
3295. Is the acomplishment of one person the accomplishment of all humanity?
It’s the accomplishment of the whole universe.
Why or why not?
We’re all connected.
3296. Is the imprisonment of one person the imprisonment of all humanity?
Why or why not?
We’re all connected.
3297. We’re just following anchient history. If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
3298. Have you ever wished you had not so many clothes?
I love my clothes.
3299. What is the balance between conformity and individual freedom?
Something I’m sure we’re all seeking.
3300. What do these things have in common: nakedness, sex, killing, fighting, shitting, death?