Since my last discussion of OkCupid I have deleted my old profile (stalkers!) and started a new one. I know you’re not supposed to do that ‘cause it confuses the crapspackle out of people, but I’m me and I’m dumb and obnoxious and boring so what’re you gonna do.

I freaking need a COMPANION, my backup love reserves are overflowing with hearts and mush and sentiment.
But mostly mush.
It’s purple.

ANYWAY.

I’ve answered approximately 350 Match Questions (which is about 350 more than I’d answered on my old profile), so I decided tonight to do the map thing to see if things were different due to my question answers.

PICTURE!

So apparently the closer your state is to the beginning of the alphabet, the more compatible we’d be.

God, look how red Washington is. That’s hilarious I’m surprised that when I walk to Pullman I don’t repel everyone within a 3 mile radius. Or maybe I do!

Scary notions.